Once upon a time there where three young men named Leonard, Eric and James. All three boys took the same history class together and Tree Falls High School in Boulder, Colorado.
The boys had been childhood friends for as long as they could remember and were infamous for consistently "being in the wrong place at the wrong time" as they always protested. The teachers and parents knew better.
The 2013 Summer term was drawing to an end, everyone at Tree Falls were gearing up to finish the year and break up for Summer, all except Leonard, Eric and James. The boys had failed their final piece of History course work and in turn were set a last minute, 2 day deadline project on the Wild West (a topic of their choosing) Unless this was completed within the deadline the boys would miss their entire summer and spend it at summer school.
Walling home the boys are extremely disgruntled and this recent turn of events and agree that the best course of action would be to orchestrate a "flashback" and present their findings to their teacher the following day.
After hours of brain storming and failed attempts to spark the legendary flashback Eric has, what he deems to be, a fantastic idea. He erects a swing set in his living room from which he is hanging by the ankles above a paddling pool of water. His Tivo box is set up on the History Channels Wild West Weed recording all the shows possible on its 120GB Hard drive. As soon as Tivo is full it is propelled into the paddling pool while at the same time Eric falls from the swing set head first. The Tivo box hitting the water electrifies Eric and thus combines both their energy fields inducing a Flash Back.
The 3 boys sprung up in a bar in Santa Fe, New Mexico at the same moment as the legendary Billy The Kid is out in the street having a duel.
The boys then impersonate some local kids the same age and proceed to join Billy's entourage. They find out more and more about Billy The Kid as he travels further West to rob to newly rich Californians.
The boys find all they need to know and the flashback ends. All three boys wake up in hospital a mere 5-6 hours later.
They then rush to school and give one of the finest presentations the teacher has even seen.
Everybody lives happily ever after.
Leonard - A tall bespectacled lad, Leonard is the goody two shoes of the group. He suffers from asthma, poor eye sight and requires prescription shoes to help aid his ferocious ingrown toenail.
Eric - A loud, brash and chubby lad. Eric is rarely seen without some sort of emergency snacking device. He's rude and unsympathetic. Many argue hes racist.
James - James is always keen to have a good time, no matter what the cost. He often is the one behind a number of the boys ideas. Clearly the leader of the group and by far the most impressive, James brings an air of calm to an other wise uncontrollable group.
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